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nicole. 20. INFP, Ravenclaw, House Martell. pansexual genderfluid. i live in michigan, that state that's shaped like a glove or something and has weather like a pmsing womankeep in mind i am an ignorant human who is still learning so if i say something offensive it's probably unintentional!!! please kindly let me know if i do/say something to offend you and i will try to fix it!!!
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jailor:

THESE ARE MY FAVOURITE DOG PICS

worths:

ok thanks

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schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

Anonymous asked:
top six ways to insult boys

farandolae:

baphomeme:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. "hold this." stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. "sorry, what? i wasn’t listening" rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

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simon-monroe-walker:

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spiritsflame:

If whats happening in Ferguson was happening to an all white community, it would be called a dystopian novel

#and all actions against the police would be heroic and daring#and the plucky white protags would be encouraged to use violence to stop the injustice

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

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vinebox:

Never catch a Thugg off guard

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rate-my-reptile:

eat yuor vegtable 

Nay! Gimme a popstickle I want to beach party. Pour a bgi ocean in HERE nad bring the FLUFFY WATERWAVE and a big Baals to pap and wap and bonkabout over th ‘Nett! 9.6301/10 Weear a floatyie for Safety’s as small a arm can not Swim TOO well

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

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rynnay:

Just an easy trick I learned a few years ago that I thought I’d share. May not work 100% all the time, but works well for simple hand/arm placement.

MY FACE LITERALLY DROPPED THIS IS FUCKING PERFECT

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superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

cross out the things you’ve done

Graduated high schoolKissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Snorted cocaineRode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone.  Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Accidentally burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter. Gone skiing. Been sailing. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail. Skipped school. Had detention. Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to EuropeLoved someone you shouldn’t haveUsed a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Taken a taxi.  Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. Overdosed. Been in a fist fight. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher. Gone laser tagging. Had a romantic relationship. Been on the TV.French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter. Made a mistake.

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sigsauer-ist:

well don’t just stand there get me my cufflinks

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nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

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