monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez: atticdweller: misha MISHA you are 38 freaking years old you should not be this cute *adds to bucket list* Meet Misha Collins in an airport, and get a picture.

monkeyhats-deathfrisbees-andafez:

atticdweller:

misha

MISHA

you are 38 freaking years old you should not be this cute

*adds to bucket list* Meet Misha Collins in an airport, and get a picture.

(Source: isaacandhismother)

im-an-assbutt: Death once again speaks the truth

im-an-assbutt:

Death once again speaks the truth

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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ok so i’m a dumb and didn’t realize this sooner and i figured in case any of you guys are also dumbs (which i doubt) or are new to this or something i would share with you

so here is an educational post by me

you know those posts you see that literally have millions of notes and they say stuff like “reblog if blah blah blah” and then there are a bunch of comments saying stuff like HOLY SHIT THE NOTES

they

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are

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all

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the

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same

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(yes even that one)

it’s super easy to edit posts which means you could literally reblog that post and change the title to something like “reblog if you eat dog shit” and suddenly other people will start reblogging it saying things like wow 14 million tumblr users eat dog shit

so y’know it’s a pretty harmless thing really but just keep in mind before you type HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES because chances are everyone is reblogging that post for a different reason

this has been an educational post from tumblr user geekerypokery who has just figured out something that is probably obvious to 90% of you

gayoverlordmisha:

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camuizuuki: mikster12: did anyone else notice this at the end of Party On, Garth? Because I died.  oh lord

camuizuuki:

mikster12:

did anyone else notice this at the end of Party On, Garth? Because I died. 

oh lord

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

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m-chi: It’s time to take your medicine Amy #reality

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

giver-of-armbands:

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(Source: harkness-jack)

(Source: the-doctor-to-my-tardis)

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

(Source: itsokaybaby)

pansypunx:

remember when i thought i only liked boys

remember when i thought i only liked girls

remember when i was under the delusion that my sexuality was anything that could be explained without getting extremely flustered and ending up shouting “I DON’T FUCKING KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE CUTE AND IT MAKES ME UPSET”