gmo-fosho:

I WANT 40

calakazam:

seriously go vote for laverne cox in this like fuck does a cis man get more attention for a shit portrayal of transwomen than u know, an actual living transwoman

❀ about me ❀

BASICS:

name: Nicole

age: 20

birthday: March 29

zodiac: aries

single or taken: taken

height: 5’4”?? i think???

eye color: brown

middle name: marie curtis

favorite color: green

lucky number:  2

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house [x]: Ravenclaw

favorite fictional character: rn it’s Marco

favorite television show: uhh

favorite season: spring

describe yourself in a few words: lazy idiot with a lot of love

future children’s names: Keep That Thing Away From Me

meaning of your name: ”people’s victory”???

ultimate otp: jeANMARCO

what do you plan to/do for a living: hopefully not being a warehouse worker but i mean

starbucks order:  hot chocolate (but only when i feel like spending $5 on said hot chocolate)

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: introvert

dawn or dusk: Dusk. no way i’m gonna be awake at fuckin dawn

righty or leftyrighty

coffee or tea: tea

rain or shine: rain pls

reading or writing: boTH

(Source: banditswan)

ronbeckdesigns:

Dragonification 1 for Drerika by LauroraG12 on deviantART

ronbeckdesigns:

Dragonification 1 for Drerika by LauroraG12 on deviantART

reine-icy:

dyrus:

omg

Is this even real?

reine-icy:

dyrus:

omg

Is this even real?

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE

chocolateist:

andante-ace:

kitpocket:

airbrush clouds cause Im lazy

OH NO THAT’S REALLY CUTE

PLEASE

scowlofjustice:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

HAHA OMFG
I LOVE PTERRY SO MUCH

scowlofjustice:

rynnay:

unclewhisky:

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

What a good thing is Terry Pratchett.

As a rule I have to reblog Terry Pratchett, even if I’ve already done so before.

HAHA OMFG

I LOVE PTERRY SO MUCH

Dear…

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear significant other, 

(Source: wessypoo)

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

“If you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her,
maybe you should take a look at your hands.”

randomlyawake:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

Clearly the best one here is “I am a freeloader”

kimiooon:

another quick doodle from stream

kimiooon:

another quick doodle from stream